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lixpex: Best Of lixpex: Since the spell took full effect, Drake has had a fuckable ass. No, REALLY. Whenever any guy stares at it for more than a few seconds, not only will he want to fuck it, he will be WILLING and ABLE to fuck it, and fuck it like
I’ve lost control and I don’t want it back I’m going numb, I’ve been hijackedPanic! At the Disco - Nicotineshoves mick bodt towards a broken atsit!eren after ch 18, “fix him”slightly nsfw version in the dick blog.
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drownedthewaves: finnismyprincecharming: im-not-your-average-teenager: eternalseptember: Other Half I love this so much i hope to find mine someday <3 Fucking Plato’s Symposium…Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Too many feels to contain at the
ahahashlee: too-much-supernatural: sub-maureen: masterguitarguy: oh my fucking god im like crying WHAT THE HELL NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SOMETHING SO HAPPY SO SAD Yep I cri
So in DND my party got shrunken down and put into a dollhouse nightclub and had no clue what was going on until charlie and sam found them and charlie being the lil shit he is HAS to pick the house up and mess with itwhile it didnt last long it was really
Something Im thinking of trying out, a short comic about Rosyland, cause she is the best OC.The guy is her guy-friend who has a massive fucking crush on her, and she knows it, but wont actually do anything he doesnt start. And boy, does he NOT start
I didn’t watch infinity war for a reason, WHYD I DO THAT TO MYSELF
kdrama gifs
dramaaddiction: “Am I dead? It feels so unfair, but since my woman can see me, I can at least say this to you before I go. Tae Gong Shil… I love you.”
“Im dumb so you tell me. If us being lovers is the cause what will the effect be?” NO. NO THIS DRAMA IS DOING THINGS TO MY HEART RIGHT NOW I CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS OHGOD SOMEONE HOLD ME
I finally got to speak my mind to someone about something i regretted for so long and it feels really good :)
slenclerman: grungeajax: THIS IS NOT GRUNGE U IDIOTS!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GRUNGE MEANS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP im sorry grungeajax This is pretty much true tho
xyle: bookslayer13: xyle: *unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that* I think you mean subconsciously no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life
sometimes-musics-the-only-way: nnagito: officialkomaedanagito: officialkomaedanagito: WHY DOES AMERICAN IDIOT SOUND LIKE THE JOHNNY TEST THEME SONG WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT IMAGINING IT i’m deleting off this earth no THAT’S WHY IT SOUNDED
pockytardis: a-raccoon: baconboop: sweetcanadianmaple: london—underground: dontsayhero: himapapaftw: kevin-was-lonely-so-he: No seriously. Who the fuck is that slut on the right? ^^^ EXACTLY ^ used to like her but now im not to sure no seriously
mosoli: mosoli: WHOA GUYS ate is just eat backwards WAIT NO ITS NOT I FUCKED UP. I FUCKED UP. WHAT THE FUCK IM TRASH On a side note. Pi? As in 3.14, backwards… spells pie…
savarend replied to your post: Graham is basically transcribing me, because I’m a… no u arent. this shit is really hard and theres no shame in getting people to help you. i mean when u break ur leg u have to go to pt and im sure ur so would
arisonas: arisonas: playing soul calibur 5 online as shrekimitsu is an experience i had one guy yell at me down the mic “no, fuck off, im not fucking fighting shrek, this is a serious game” and he d/ced
sic-semper-cynicus: finnijer: thenevertale: 4eyedblonde: joshishollywood: whupwhupwhup: i dont im not hm This is so fucking unnecessary SHUSH This was one of my absolute favorite movies when I was a kid, I carried the movie’s box around with
mosoli: mosoli: WHOA GUYS ate is just eat backwards WAIT NO ITS NOT I FUCKED UP. I FUCKED UP. WHAT THE FUCK IM TRASH
anarchicgalaxy: HAJIME-NII NO NOPE AND LITTLE GINTOKI THIS FUCKING OPENING I SWEAR
ahmogar: ponponrayrayray: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: nO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WE ARE NOT HAVING ANOTHER FUCKING DONT HUG ME IM SCARED NOPE NOPE NO BIG OL STEAMY FRESH PILE OF NOPE WHAT IS THIS FROM http://vimeo.com/79639392 Found it.
this should never need to be said but, people’s NSFW posts do not equate to a fucking invitation. Fuck Off.
ghost-in-the-blog replied to your post “ghost-in-the-blog replied to your post: ghost-in-the-blog replied to…” No im not im just a snuggles I want to hug the fuck out of you as we hold each other in are arms ok, sure
demoncest: i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
militiamedic: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: “go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today” … he just slapped a fucking cobra.
kyleblowofski: skullyskull: kingsleyyy: Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere And then they started complaining about me not going out anywhere And now when I go out they complain im
curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
spoopystationmanagement: phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language
Just really really REALLY done with school. I didn’t make time to workout today so poo for me and poo again. Twice poo. I just feel like this paper isn’t what i wanted to say. Or at least not what i thought i would say. I didn’t really
petitsirena: bonjourbrielle: nicolebyer: blackfashion: Chloe & Halle - Beyonce - Pretty Hurts COVER FUCK FUCK FUCK. first of all, these girls are absolutely beautiful. and their locs > BUT DAYUM I WAS NOT READY. JAW DROPPING ALL THE
wattpadfic: me: no im not a fucking larrie who the fuck do you think i a-me: *sees a big candle sitting next to a slightly smaller candle*me: pause. look at those candles and tell me that isn’t larry. Lol me
metaphoricalanchor: you see this shit right here is why summers fucked. its 3am? i have no reason to sleep. at all. i just read a 65k fanfic in a sitting. i could start another. im not even tired what the fuck summer fucks me up so bad i need limits
bleeply: i love being a cat owner and not being scared by sounds in the middle of the night because i already know who the fuck it is
albertinesimonet:no fuck you im not making a pillowfort. im not unlocking my twitter. until the literal day this site becomes a blank 404 error crater on the face of the internet i am here with my little pictures and indecipherable text posts from users
sometimes-musics-the-only-way: nnagito: officialkomaedanagito: officialkomaedanagito: WHY DOES AMERICAN IDIOT SOUND LIKE THE JOHNNY TEST THEME SONG WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT IMAGINING IT i’m deleting off this earth no
im fighting to remain celibate until i get a boyfriend. but im not so sure its gonna work when the guy i like (who has no interest in dating me) keeps trying to fuck me.
lovenotofthisworld: thegingerghost: hyphen-hifin: sjiscoollike: Scarlett Johansson: *exists*Natalie Dormer: *exists*Hayley Atwell: *exists*Elizabeth Olsen: *exists*Me: i’m so gay i’M sO gaY im so GAY SO FUCKING GAY i’M sO gaY im so GAY
1143goodz: my favorit type of girl to fuck is ones with a kid and a husband your mom just happend to fit the description so no im not sorry that i fucked your mom i might even do it again
mommymywristsarebleeding: wonderwheels: h31r0fd00m: dooooooooooooooooctor: xthebookkeeperx: sacred-love: featherlight-obsession: d-pressedlife: probably not. fuck no. i turned into a monster. what the fuck happened? im a wreck hell no Probs
rainbowrites: sub-maureen: masterguitarguy: oh my fucking god im like crying WHAT THE HELL NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A CUTE LITTLE COMIC AND THEN IT TORE OUT MY HEART AND STOMPED ALL OVER IT
mttyshealy: LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK fuck shit dick no hell sex damn
Frank Angones and the Suspenders of Disbelief
i hate not being able to smoke weeeed like no matter how much i say na im good or i dont need it; im a fuckin liarrrrrrrrrrrr i miss that shit i got so use to being burnt all the fucking time that now i dont know what the fuck to do with myself. fuck
comintoyoulive:comintoyoulive:Mom: Barbados is shut downMe: oh no. Who could have foreseen a Caribbean island shutting down after everyone and they mother decided the Caribbean was the place to go when the “pandemic is over” surely not the locals
todoesto: MIRAME! Idk if Im late or what, but here. Not born but practically raised in Mexico and hella proud!! And honestly anyone hating on the tag, get the fuck outta here no one needs that shit Btw the first pic is me and my future
snow-white-and-little-red: WHO THE FUCK DECIDED AKUMA NO RIDDLE WOULD BE AN OKAY THING TO PUBLISH I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS UPSET SINCE FUCKING CLANNAD AND ANO HANA
The fuck are you guys not replying to ‘the shortest of them all’ comment
capitalwastelandanchor: amyflame: im—going-cakeless: oh no access to the protection of bronies oh fuck no ((Mom’s against wealthy foreigners.)) ((not sure if want))
discount-supervillain: “The chainsaw. The chainsaw.It’s right there. Right on the table. You looked right at it. No. Not the rake.The CHAINSAW. IT’S RIGHT THERE. It’s like watching a fuckin’ r rated dora the explorer! FINALLY, GOOD JOB, YOU
I have no self control omfg
holy fuck so the wifi screwed me over and now i have no idea if this sent so forgive if it did and im just repeating:i cant remember if i submitted this in or not, but, in case i didnt, heres “that finger gun is dangerous.png”, featuring messy linework
OH MAN i just finished re-watching ep 1 of kannazuki no miko with subs not dubs cause like even tho the english voice actor of Chikane is like ‘A fucking plus your voice is perf so great wow’ Himeko’s hurt’s my ears somewhat klhdgh
the interesting and challenging thing about MC’s swimsuit not being shown is that i can make it look however i want to
